My parents just remodeled their bathroom. It’s beautiful and modern. My dad surprised my mom with a new room heater to finish it off.

Mom: What is that, a robot?!
Dad. No, it was designed in Switzerland!
Mom: It looks like a baby. We’re not putting it in the bathroom. 
Dad: I like it! Bonnee, it fits perfectly. 
Mom: You can sleep with it if you want. (To me) Look how he’s cradling it!