I’m moving to Chicago next month. So my parents threw me a Chicago themed going away party. It included Chicago style punch, hot dogs, and pizza, most of which they made from scratch.

They also made their own art:

And bought Chicago Bears t-shirts:

“In Chicago, all the relish is artifically green.  I couldn’t find any fake green relish anywhere because everyone is so health conscious here [in San Francisco]. So I bought food coloring and mixed it in!” – Mom:

My dad lecturing the guests on what makes an authentic Chicago hot dog. For example, the bun must have poppy seeds:

I wanted to sell the massage table that’s been sitting in my parent’s garage for ages. I asked my mom to send me pictures of it so I could post it to Craigslist. This is what she sent me: