I passed the dining room to find my parents watching South Park while eating dinner.

Me: Mom, I thought you didn’t like watching this stuff?

Mom: I don’t!

Dad: Well it’s better than watching Trump! I can’t stand to look at that smug asshole right now.

Dad proceeds to giggle while watching a race between a Zip Car, a Tesla, Nev Campbell driving a “Canadian concept car powered my female natural gas”, the Timmy! kid dragging a red wagon with his motorized wheelchair, and Matthew Mcconaughey in a Lincoln.

Mom:  Ugh! C’mon, can’t we turn on the local news now, please?

Dad relents and picks up the remote to change the channel.

Me: No, I want to watch this too!

Dad: Ok! See – Kaela wants to watch this too. (puts the remote back down) Bonnee, look! Matthew Mcconaughey’s getting sucked into a worm hole!