My brother Daniel has a bizarre, irreverent sense of humor. These are taken from his Facebook status updates:

 

5/14/14:

There’s garbage everywhere you look in the world, if only you open your eyes.

 

 

5/11/14

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom for protecting me from Snow Jesus.

 

3/17/14:

Toothpaste was knocked on the floor. Still waiting for help to arrive. Air is getting thin. Please pray.

2/24/14:

Might get drunk and scream Maid in Manhattan quotes at the planets.

10/31/14

My brother made his own Halloween costume:

 

5/23/13:

I found this button on the street about 15 years ago and been waiting for the right person to give it to.